EGb
I was supposed to be sent away
EbmAbm
But they forgot to come and get me
B/D#EGb
I was a functioning
Alcoholic till nobody
Bmaj7Abm
Noticed my new aesthetic
B/D#EGb
All of this to say:
Ebm
I hope you're okay
Abm
But you're the reason
B/D#EGb
And no one here's to blame
Bmaj7Abm
But what about your quiet treason
B/D#EGb
And for a fortnight, there we were
Forever running to you
EbmAbm
Sometimes ask about the weather
B/D#E
Now, you're in my backyard
Gb
Turned into good neighbours
Bmaj7
Your wife waters flowers
AbmB/D#
I wanna kill her
EGb
All my mornings are mondays
EbmAbm
Stuck in an endless February
B/D#EGb
I took the miracle move on drug
Bmaj7Abm
The effects were temporary
B/D#EGb
And I love you, it's ruining my life
EbmAbm
B/D#EGb
I touched you for only a fortnight
Bmaj7Abm
, but I touched you
B/D#EGb
And for a fortnight, there we were
Forever running to you
EbmAbm
Sometimes ask about the weather
B/D#E
Now, you're in my backyard
Gb
Turned into good neighbours
Bmaj7
Your wife waters flowers
Abm
I wanna kill her
B/D#EGb
And for a fortnight, there we were
Together, running to you
EbmAbm
Sometimes come and tug my sweater
E
Now, you're at the mailbox
Gb
Turned into good neighbours
B
My husband is cheating
Abm
I wanna kill him
B/D#EGb
And I love you, it's ruining my life
EbmAbm
B/D#EGb
I touched you for only a fortnight
BAbm
, I touched you
B/D#EGb
And I love you, it's ruining my life
EbmAbm
B/D#EGb
I touched you for only a fortnight
BAbm
, I touched you
B/D#EGb
I'm calling ya, but you won't pick up
EbmAbm
‘Nother fortnight lost in America
B/D#EGb
Move to Florida, buy the car you want
BAbm
But it won't start up till you touch
Touch, touch me
EGb
I'm calling ya, but you won't pick up
EbmAbm
‘Nother fortnight lost in America
EGb
Move to Florida, buy the car you want
BAbm
But it won't start up till you touch
Touch, touch you