Gbm7DAE
AGbm7
Guess I'll end this life alone
D
I am not dramatic
AE
These are just the thoughts that pass right through me
AGbm7
All the douchebags in my phone
D
I play them like a slot machine
AE
If they're winning I'm just losing
Db7Gbm7
A boy who's jacked and kind
DDm
Can't find his ass to save my life
AGbm7
Oh it's slim pickins
D
If I can't have the one I love
E
Then it's you who I'll be kissin
AA7
Just to get my fixings
D
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
DmA
I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'
AGbm7
Jesus what's a girl to do
DA
This boy doesn't even know the difference
E
Between "their" "there" and "they are"
AGbm7
Yet he's naked in my room
D
Missin all the things he's missin
AEDb7
God knows that he isn't living large
Db7Gbm7
A boy who's nice that breathes
DDm
Well I swear he's nowhere to be seen
AGbm7
It's slim pickins
D
If I can't have the one I love
AE
Guess it's you who I'll be kissin
AA7
Just to get my fixings
D
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
DmA
I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'
Gbm7DAE
Moanin' and bitchin'
DDm
And since the good ones call their exes wasted
DDm
And since the lord forgot my gay awakenin'
D
Then I'll just be here in the kitchen
EA
Serving up some moanin' and bitchin'