Gbm7DAE
Β
AGbm7
Guess I'll end this life alone
D
I am not dramatic
AE
These are just the thoughts that pass right through me
AGbm7
All the douchebags in my phone
D
I play them like a slot machine
AE
If they're winning I'm just losing
Β
Db7Gbm7
A boy who's jacked and kind
DDm
Can't find his ass to save my life
Β
AGbm7
Oh it's slim pickins
D
If I can't have the one I love
E
Then it's you who I'll be kissin
AA7
Just to get my fixings
D
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
DmA
I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'
Β
AGbm7
Jesus what's a girl to do
DA
This boy doesn't even know the difference
E
Between "their" "there" and "they are"
AGbm7
Yet he's naked in my room
D
Missin all the things he's missin
AEDb7
God knows that he isn't living large
Β
Db7Gbm7
A boy who's nice that breathes
DDm
Well I swear he's nowhere to be seen
Β
AGbm7
It's slim pickins
D
If I can't have the one I love
AE
Guess it's you who I'll be kissin
AA7
Just to get my fixings
D
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
DmA
I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'
Gbm7DAE
Moanin' and bitchin'
Β
DDm
And since the good ones call their exes wasted
DDm
And since the lord forgot my gay awakenin'
D
Then I'll just be here in the kitchen
EA
Serving up some moanin' and bitchin'