GG7EmC
G
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
B
When I was a kid on VOIP
Em
I thought when I get older
CCm
I'd marry her, I told her
G
Now I'm 26 and I work in an office
B
9 til 5's not the best, I'll be honest
Em
If I could change a single thing
CCmC
I'd make it me and not him
CCmG
But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch Chat
CCmG
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
CCm
And even though he's got social skills
GG7
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
CCm
Anyway, make the most of him,
GBCCm
Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, ohoh
AA7
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
Woo
GBmEmCCm
G
Yeah, I've met Jared, of course I've met Jared
B
The one that took you away from me
Em
You hit it off instantly
CCm
I know, cause you won't stop telling me
G
I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles
B
Push against his fashion sense
Em
I've thought about what he looks like nude
CCm
(I'm not gay though)
G
GB
Cause she's living the dream
Em
Oh, she's living the dream
CCm
From back when we were seventeen
GB
She's living the dream
Em
Oh, she's living the dream
CCm
From back when we were seventeen
G
How on earth can I be saved?
When I'm one click away from insane
Em
I just think that I deserve
CCm
A little bit of what I earned
G
I'm not gonna make another scene
B
the one I made when I was 23
Em C Cm Am11
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
CCmG
But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch Chat
CCmG
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
CCm
And even though he's got social skills
GG7
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
CCm
Anyway, make the most of him,
GBCCm
Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, ohoh
AA7
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
GBmEmCCm
GB
I think about you everyday
EmCCm
So how on earth can I be saved
GB
I think about him a lot as well
EmCCm
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell
G
Cause you're beauty
B
And you're grace
EmCCm
Your telephone calls are my favorite place
GB
I want you to notice me
EmCCmG
With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo)
B
I want you to care
EmCCm
I want to smell your hair
G