BbEbF
Was any of it true
BbEbF
Gazing at me, starry eyed
BbEbF
In your Jehovah's witness suit
BbEbF
Who the fuck was that guy
GmEbF
You tried to buy some pills
GmEbF
From a friend of friends of mine
GmEbF
They just ghosted you
GmEbF
Now you know what it feels like
GmEbF
And I don't even want you back, I just want to know
GmEbF
If rusting my sparkling summer was the goal
GmEbF
And I don't miss what we had, but could someone give
GmEbF
A message to the smallest man who ever lived
BbEbF
You hung me on your wall
BbEbF
Stabbed me with your pushpins
BbEbF
In public showed me off
BbEbF
Then sank in stoned oblivion
GmEbF
Cause once your queen had come
GmEbF
You treat her like an also ran
GmEbF
You didn't measure up
GmEbF
In any measure of a man
GmEbF
And I don't even want you back, I just want to know
GmEbF
If rusting my sparkling summer was the goal
GmEbF
And I don't miss what we had, but could someone give
GmEbF
A message to the smallest man who ever lived
BbGm
Were you sent by someone who wanted me dead
FEb
Did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed
Bb
Were you writing a book
Gm
Were you a sleeper cell spy
FEb
In 50 years, will all this be declassified
Bb
You'll confess why you did it
Gm
And I'll say good riddance
FEb
'Cause it wasn't sexy once it wasn't forbidden
Bb
I would've died for your sins
Gm
Instead, I just died inside
FEb
And you deserve prison, but you won't get time
BbGm
You'll slide into inboxes and slip through the bars
FEb
You crashed my party and your rental car
Bb
You said normal girls were boring
Gm
But you were gone by the morning
FEb
You kicked out the stage lights but you're still performing
Bb
And in plain sight, you hid
Gm
But you are what you did
FEb
And I'll forget you, but I will never forgive
Bb
The smallest man who ever lived